Yyyyyeah, nevermind, I just forgot what my ques-what are words?
Yyyyyeah, nevermind, I just forgot what my ques-what are words?
Coworker: Hey! Got some good news for you! Vanilla Eminem walked out on the job yesterday morning without telling the boss!
Me: oh shit.
Coworker: Yeah! He said when he found out it was going to be a desk job, he couldn’t do it.

You interviewed for a real estate information providing company and you didn’t think it was going to be just desk jobs????
I rest my case, you were indeed a fucking dumbass.
Ugh, my boss seriously needs to stop hiring dipshits.

I freaked at work. XD
WHAT IF IT’S THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF VOL. 2?!?
pick a damn temperature and stick with it.
Yesterday it’s almost 80 degrees, today we’re told that it’s going to be a “struggle” to reach 55 degrees.

Went to go pick brother up from work. We then go to get pizza for dinner and he asks me to hold onto his check until we got home. I decline, saying the last check I held onto him is still sitting in my car and that because it was his money he needed to hold onto it. Told him to put it in his pocket and then he got out to go for pizza. Right when he was getting out, I saw a paper fall and didn’t think anything of it (our car is full of receipts and other shit so yeah didn’t even blink an eye.) Well, he was in there for about 10 minutes, comes out, and we start back. All of a sudden he starts rummaging around in his jacket pockets and says he can’t find his check.
fuck.
that little paper that I saw billow into the wind? That was his fucking check. So, now we’re in a yelling match as he’s screaming at me that I should’ve been holding onto it and I’m yelling that he should’ve had it in his pants pocket, or even better, his fucking wallet. (which he didn’t have by the way) By the good grace of Clapton, his boss understood the problem and would void the check and give him a new one the next time he came to work. By this time, I’m pissed as all hell and we spill the fight into the house where my parents intervene and then it’s just white trash scream session with me telling him it’s his money he should be the one holding onto it, dad agreeing that he should’ve had it in his wallet in the first place, and my mother agreeing with my brother only on the grounds that it was a good idea to call the boss and beg for mercy.
So now everyone’s pissed at one another and I just want to scream.

YOUR SENSES ARE NOW ON FUCKING FIRE, BOWIE.
DID YOU HEAR US SCREAM ALL OVER THE WORLD???!?!
Fuck, thank god tomorrow’s Friday
I’ve had just about enough with some of these vendors.
When you say you’re going to have an order by a certain day, we expect it to be that day. Don’t go, “oh no, we had something come up the day before and now this order is delayed for 3 days.” Hmmm….didn’t seem too important for you to tell us at the beginning of the day, now was it?
And then there’s the rudeness. Look, I understand the Northeast is getting buried under the shitstorm of snow and I’m not personally tracking you down to bang my pot over the side of your head to get an order. We understand that the storm will make delays happen and we gladly work with you on that. Don’t think that we’re just ignorant southerners that have no idea what’s going on up North

The other new girl who helps us was gone all day leaving us with twice the calls and forcing me to do both receiving vendor orders/status AND call people as well. :/ Then my boss’ boss gave her around 200 cards for the vendors we have and we had to write a little saying on each of them. 1 hour and 200 holiday neutral phrases later, and it’s all complete but then I’ve got about 20 orders in the bin plus 15 in status to complete still. DX
Good news is I got to go to Half Price after work. I picked up yet another goodie bundle of records. :D
I got:
Nearly squeaked in the store when I found a Ravi record. :3

I will not leave the theatre sober.
You can count on that.
Or I’ll go sneak into Lincoln.
Biggest problem: where am I going to put all my posters and how can I make it so they’re not covered in any way.
Definitely want to keep the George shrine over my bed.